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I don't know who, why or when, but somewhere at some time someone will have a life-and-death need for two snowflakes exactly alike.
-- J. Calvin Smith's Absolute Certainty No. 1...
I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.
Q. LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpso...
I don't know WHY I said that.. I think it came from the FILLINGS in my rear molars.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I don't know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to God.
I don't know why people are frightened of the new ideas.
I am frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage...
I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily. -- Bumper sticke
I don't like any of my loved ones.
I don't like chaos but chaos likes me.
I don't like Clinton. I didn't vote for Clinton. And I don't like her husband either.

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