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I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
I can't wait for 1994! Throw the liberals OUT of office!
I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.
I can't wait to be arrested and go all the way to the witness stand.
Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you, God?...
I can type 10% faster in the nude.
I can type, but have truble speling.
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. -- Wilson Mizne
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I can wear my shirts as pants.

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