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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
-- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)...
I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it.
I care not, Fortune, what you me deny: You cannot rob me of free Nature's grace, You cannot shut the windows of the sky Through which Aurora shows her brightening face
You cannot bar my constant fee...
I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I carry a rabbit's foot in my pocket because it saves me lots of money .
.. Every time my wife sticks her hand in she thinks it's a mouse. -- "Senator" Ed Ford...
I carry the dust of a journey... -- ELP
Icarus "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh....." -- Famous Last Word
Icarus was a soar loser.
I cast a 'gate' spell and gate in the Iraqi Air Force.
I cast before the Moone. -- John Lyly (c. 1554-1606) -- Euphues, 1579 (Arber's reprint), Page 78

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