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• Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.
• Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
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• Pardon me while I fold my pants.
• It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
  I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
• I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
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• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...