I Can Wear My Shirts As Pants.
I can wear my shirts as pants.
Nudists are people who wear one-button shirts.
Men wear the pants. Women wear the panties.
Aagh! Pink? Marge, I can't wear a pink shirt to work.
Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different....
Pardon me while I fold my pants.
It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. -- Steven Wrigh
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The Hacker (homo computatis) Plumage: All clothes have a slightly crumpled look as though they came off the top of the laundry basket....
In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.
Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...