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• I can type, but have truble speling.
• I was born nude, and I wish to be buried nude. -- Elle MacPherson, 1995
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)...
• I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
  -- A.J. Liebling...
• Format all 10? But I can only fit 3 in the drive at once!!
• At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...