Related:

• I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
• If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim.
  -- Bob Stanfield...
• While this accident in Alaska has shown the world that water and oil do not mix, I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that alcohol and water don't mix well, either?
• The answer is alcohol. I don't remember the question.
• Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• Data: "I believe I may be of some assistance. Captain Scott is unaware of the existence of synthehol.
  Scott: "'S-synthehol'?" Data: "Yes, sir. It is an alcohol-substitute now being served aboard starships....