I Can Walk On Water, But I Stagger On Alcohol.
I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it because I can't swim.
-- Bob Stanfield...
While this accident in Alaska has shown the world that water and oil do not mix, I wonder how many have gotten the real message - that alcohol and water don't mix well, either?
The answer is alcohol. I don't remember the question.
Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are.
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
-- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
Data: "I believe I may be of some assistance. Captain Scott is unaware of the existence of synthehol.
Scott: "'S-synthehol'?" Data: "Yes, sir. It is an alcohol-substitute now being served aboard starships....