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• I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.
• I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!
• Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
• I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
• I carry a rabbit's foot in my pocket because it saves me lots of money .
  .. Every time my wife sticks her hand in she thinks it's a mouse. -- "Senator" Ed Ford...
• Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
• You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy. -- Joe Valachi
• My Spectrum is better than any PC, I can use it as a heater!
• I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.