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Ice cream has no bones.
Iced Tea, the house wine of the south.
Ice not found, pour straight to continue.
(Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed.
I certainly wasn't happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it.
What I was given was the thing you can't earn, and can't keep, and often don't even recognize at the time...
ice screw: drastic cure for a severe case of horn.
-- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
Ice skater advice - Don't judge a brook by its cover.
Ice skating is fine, unless you happen to be on the wrong side of the ice.
ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
-- Daniel Bowe...
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead!
Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ... -- Steven Wrigh...

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