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Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin... -- The Knights Who So Recently Said Nee!
I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me.
-- Abraham Lincol...
I cleaned up my act once, but I decided it was more fun when it was dirty.
ICMD: Initiate Core Melt Dow
ICM: Immerse Central Memory
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!!
I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I collect Virginities. Can I have yours?
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
I come from a good home - that's why they don't want me back.
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