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I could buy a 3DO, or I could eat this year! Decisions, decisions...
I could catch to boat to save myself. So I drowned in dry dock!
I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.
-- Groucho Marx...
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
I could have better spared a better man. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act v, Sc.
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I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I could never be an anarchist, they have too many rules.
You have to hate the government. -- Robert Anton Wilso...
I could never make out what those damned dots meant.
-- Lord Randolph Churchill, former Chancellor of the Exchequer -- regarding decimal poi...
I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
-- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...
I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.
-- Eleanor Roosevel...

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