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• Bart: That's it, I can't take this any more, Milhouse.
  I've got to get the real teachers back....
• Lisa: Dad, can you take me to Dr. Hibbert's office?
  Homer: Why? What's wrong? Lisa: Oh, nothing. I just scheduled a tetanus booster....
• We can throw out constant factors as we want.
• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I partie
• Conservatives don't sell out, liberals refuse to buy it.
• Better to throw it out-than throw it in. -- Skinny Mitchell
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• And I thought liberals SUPPORTED free speech?!?