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• An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
• Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
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• My modem can beat up your modem!
• I hate my modem.
• With a modem, I can take on the world!
• Spelling problems? use "error-correcting" modems!
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier.