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• I've got to Brew Beer.
• If I drink this funny-looking beer, will my pee turn green, too?
• I need to drink enough beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
• When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
• If I pitch a simulated game, do I have to go drink simulated beer?
• You can't drink negative beer. Well, I guess you could throw up. -- Forbes Math Elective 102
• Moonshine ... on my shoulders ... makes me slip'ry .
  .. Moonshine ... in my eyes ... would make me cry ....
• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
• I drink, therefore I am.