I bought a cassette tape on how to be successful. It was one of those
subliminal tapes, a motivational cassette. It was $19.95 and it kept
saying, "Don't ask for your money back, don't ask for your money back." I
exchanged it for one on how to be more assertive. Then I went back and
threw it through the store window. The store owner came out. He had been
listening to a motivational tape on how to commit murder. If he hadn't been
listening at slow speed I would never have been able to dodge the bullets.
-- Ron Smith
subliminal tapes, a motivational cassette. It was $19.95 and it kept
saying, "Don't ask for your money back, don't ask for your money back." I
exchanged it for one on how to be more assertive. Then I went back and
threw it through the store window. The store owner came out. He had been
listening to a motivational tape on how to commit murder. If he hadn't been
listening at slow speed I would never have been able to dodge the bullets.
-- Ron Smith
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