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IBM: I've Been Mugged.
IBM manuals are written by little old ladies in Poughkeepie who are instructed to say nothing specific.
IBM Manual: The following is a heretofore undocumented feature.
English Translation: It's a bug, it's our fault, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it....
IBMPOTENT
IBM PS/1 - A Prodigy Workstation !
IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers!
IBM: Standards proposing organization. IBM develops hardware architectures, and builds slow underpowered prototypes for other companies to improve upon.
See Clone....
IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on.
IBM uses what I like to call the 'hole-in-the-ground technique' to destroy the competition.
.... IBM digs a big HOLE in the ground and covers it with leaves....
IBM virus scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y).

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