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  Homer: Heh heh, far out man. I haven't seen a bong in years....
• For THIS I bought a computer?
• I bought a computer to save time ..
• I bought a cordless extension cord.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....
• Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder.
• cup holder n. The tray of a CD-ROM drive, or by extension the CD drive itself.
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• I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it.
• I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.