Miscellaneous Collections

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I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job.
I am the sig! which George McQuary probably would not approve of because the lines exceed the number of most terminals (24) still used on most computer monitors.
You are therefore asked to restrict th...
I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous.
I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
I am the spider that nips at your neck.
I am the spigot that drips in the night.
I am the stuff of your worst nightmare.
I _am_ the Supreme Being. I'm not _completely_ dim.
I am the Supreme Being, you know. I'm not entirely dim.
-- Sir Ralph Richardson as God) in TIME BANDITS...
I am the terror that flops in the night.

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