Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine.
I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Him
I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don't accept His claim to be God....
I am Tweety of Borg. I _tawt_ I attimiwated a puddy tat!
I am Tyrannosaurus rex of Borg. Barney is irrelevant.
I*... am undergoing `male bonding' with your father.
"DADDY!" "...Apparently, it involves repeated vomiting!...
I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and should not be held responsible for my behavior.
I am unsure how you are facing. Use compass points or nearby objects.
I am Urkel of Borg! Darling apple of my eye, wanna assimilate moi!?
I am very flexible--I can put both feet in my mouth.

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