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I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...
I asked my mother for a mind of my own, but she said no.
I asked this guy if he had the time. He said he'd love to give it to me, but he wasn't sure he could make the commitment.
-- Carol Siskind...
I asked you not to have a spaz attack in tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!! -- Karl, via John Belushi
I aske not labored letters which should weare Long papers ou
or letters which should feare Dishonest carriage...
I ask only one thing. I'm understanding. I'm mature.
And it isn't much to ask....
I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials.
-- George Maso...

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