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I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk!
I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus.
I bank at a women's bank. It's closed three or four days a month due to cramps. -- Judy Carte
I bar-b-cued Captain Crunch! Am I now a cereal griller?
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -- Gilda Radne
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I bear a charmed life. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act v, Sc. 8
I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Playe
I beat Gaggle-max!
I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist.
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