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• I am the creature that goes bump in the night.
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• O base Hungarian wight! wilt thou the spigot wield?
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merry Wives of Windsor -- Act i, Sc. 3...
• I am slow of study. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act i, Sc. 2
• I am sure care 's an enemy to life. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act i, Sc.
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• Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?" Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?
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• But what am I? An infant crying in the night: An infant crying for the light, And with no language but a cry.
  -- Alfred Tennyson (1809-1892) -- In Memoriam, liv, Stanza 5...