Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles.
I appeal unto Caesar. -- New Testament -- Acts xxv, 11
I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent....
IAR: Ignore All Reque
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improved the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
This makes it hard to plan the day....
I arose a mother in Israel. -- Old Testament -- Judges v, 7
I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill.
I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly.

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