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I ask you men...what are you so afraid of? If I am equal to you in power, does that diminish you?
-- Rita Mae Brown -- Starting from Scratch: A Different Kind of Writer's Manual...
I assisted at the birth of that most significant word "flirtation," which dropped from the most beautiful mouth in the world.
-- Earl of Chesterfield (1694-1773) -- The World, No. 101...
I assumed you needed help. I see I am in error. -- Spock
I assure you, I intended no deception. Of course not.
You doubt my good faith? Let's just say my faith would be strengthened by a gesture from you....
I ate Hostess fruit pies all day--I got so fat my picture would fall off the wall.
-- Bruce Smirnoff...
I attempt to do the impossible--change my personality for the better.
-- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD.
I attribute my old age to having lived a long time.
Most people who do this are older than those who do not....
I awoke from the same dream realizing that I had subconsciously gained kowledge of a deductive technique involving mind-body coordination operating hand in hand with the deepest level of intuition.
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I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Memoranda from his Life, by Moore, Chap, xiv...

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