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• Yes... why do we have to have evil?" "Ah, I think it's something to do with free will.
  -- God (played splendidly by the late Sir Ralph Richardson) in TIME BANDITS...
• Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
  -- God (played splendidly by the late Sir Ralph Richardson), in TIME BANDITS...
• I _am_ the Supreme Being. I'm not _completely_ dim.
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
  I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
• Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
  -- Sir Ralph Richardso...
• I am GOD in here!
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Personally I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...