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I am Victor of Borge. Prepare to be entertained.
I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music.
I am Vogon of Borg. Resistance is futile AND useless!
I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket.
I am wealthy in my friends. -- Shakespeare
I am whatever was, or is, or will be; and my veil no mortal ever took up.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Isis and Osiri...
I am what I am and that's all that I am.
I am willing to love all mankind, except an American -- Samuel Johnson, in Boswell's "Life
I am woman! Hear me whine!
I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped!
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