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I am Wowbagger of Borg.The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically
I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old.
When do I get my money?...
I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan!
I am your density. -- George McFly in Back to the Future
I am your father's brother's nephue's cousin's former roomate!
I am your king, and you'd better do what I say or else I can't be king anymore. -- B. Kliba
I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
IAND: Illogical AND
Ian:[ No ice, I'm afraid.] Barbara: Oh, there's some in the fridge. -- The Roma
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