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I became a policeman because I wanted to be in a business where the customer is always wrong.
I been bad. I been good. Dallas, Texas. Hollywood.
I ain't askin' for much. I say "Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some touch....
I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel...
I been hipmotized!!
I before E except after C. What a weird society!
I before E except after lunch ...
I begin to smell a rat. -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iv, Chap.
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I beg your pardon, I didn't recognize you -- I've changed a lot. -- Oscar Wilde
I beg your pardon?" said Alice. "It isn't respectable to beg," said the King.
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.
-- Ogden Nash...

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