-- How many
drummers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but
only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
drummers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but
only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
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