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• How many dyslexics (sp?) -- does it take to bulb a like change?
  10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to missread the manual (sp?)....
• How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Tauruses don't like to change anything....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many actors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many alchemists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?
• How many dull people -- does it take to change a light bulb? One.
• How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.