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How I drank a case of beer. by I. P. Freely.
How I love C! The only language where main(){ puts("hello, world!
); } is equivalent to int i;main(){for(;i["]
How immense appear to us the sins that we have not committed.
How index-learning turns no student pale, Yet holds the eel of science by the tail.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Dunciad, Book i, Line 279...
How infinitely superior to our physical senses are those of the mind!
The spiritual eye sees not only rivers of water but of air....
How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
How is Dan Quayle like Millard Fillmore? They are both Vice Presidents who didn't live in this century.
How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice, when they will not so much as take warning?
-- Jonathan Swif...
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
-- Woody Alle...
How is the Empire? -- George V, 21 January 1936.

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