How I Love C! The Only Language Where Main(){ Puts("hello, World!

How I Love C! The Only Language Where Main(){ Puts("hello, World!

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How I love C! The only language where
main(){ puts("hello, world!"); } is equivalent to
int i;main(){for(;i["] o, world!\n",'/'/'/'));}read(j,i,p){write(j/p+p,i---j,i/i);}

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