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  herefore, money is better than counsel. -- Jonathan Swif...
• You must take the will for the deed.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• T is an old maxim in the schools, That flattery 's the food of fool
  Yet now and then your men of wit Will condescend to take a bit....
• How we apples swim! -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Brother Protesta
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• Take my advice--I'm not using i
• Luigi: Go ahead-a, Bart, take-a the Bonestorm. Mario
  The store, she's so rich. She'll-a never notice. Donkey Kong...
• How many retarded Italian gardeners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but don't expect results....
• If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...