How Do You Explain Wayne Newton's POWER Over Millions?

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How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions?
It's th' MOUSTACHE... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates
SINCERITY, HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take
HOME and introduce to NANCY SINATRA!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

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