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• Redneck pickup line: "Hey, you look just like my sister.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.
• Lends grace to the beard on his chin.
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• You may be redneck... if you know how to hotwire a tractor.
• You may be redneck... if you know how to milk a goat.
• How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage.
• What do you call 32 redneck women? A full set of teeth.
• You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...