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• If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
• Q: What does a blonde do first theing in the morning?
  A: She goes home. Q: Why does blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?...
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.
  L.O.N... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea....
• What do you see when looking into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.
• How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
• The Basics: A beer, a blonde, and a boob tube.