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• How many LP player users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck......
• To get a tail-up. -- Cliches for merfolk
• How do I turn the other cheek without getting up?
• How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !!!...
• An iron horse, with a flaxen tail, The faster that the horse does run, The shorter does his tail become.
  Needle and thread....
• How does Dr. Ruth actually know when she is getting an obscene phone call?