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• How did BEN SANSING get into my tagline?
• I wanted all my ducks in a row so if we did get into a posture we could pretty much slam-dunk this thing and put it to bed.
  -- Lee Cooke, mayor of Austin, TX, abusing cliche...
• There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive.
  -- Christian Dio...
• You may ask yourself, how did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
  This is not my beautiful wife! -- Talking Head...
• How did Bill and Hillary meet in college? By dating the same woman.
• Q: Why did God invent booze? A: So ugly men could get laid too.
• How did I get along WITHOUT DESQview?
• Ooh I was ugly, so ugly that when I was born the Doctor told my mother "I did all I could but he pulled through anyway".