How Did The North Win The Civil War? The South Kept Throwing Sticks Of Dynamite, But The Yankees Kept Lighting It And Throwing It Back.

How Did The North Win The Civil War? The South Kept Throwing Sticks Of Dynamite, But The Yankees Kept Lighting It And Throwing It Back.

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How did the North win the Civil War?
The South kept throwing sticks of dynamite, but the Yankees kept
lighting it and throwing it back.

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