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• RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.
  - Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally has the shop's logo plastered all over it....
• QUIBBLE Recreational sport. Quibbling began as a pastime for bored consumers.
  Since then it has spread, and we can soon expect to see Olympic Quibbling....
• ISM Any distinctive doctrine, theory or practice. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• FUCK You've just been waiting for this definition, haven't you.
  Here is how to use the word 'fuck' in almost any conversation....
• TUSSOCK Word only used in novels about farms in out of the way places.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• DISCOUNT The art of making shoppers feel happier about having just bought something by letting them know that they didn't get as badly ripped-off as they would have if they'd bought it when the discount didn't apply.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• just appalling" George Bush (USA) (bigboss@white-house.
  wash.gov) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....