Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personaliti...
Hello?? Anyone home??
Hello. Can I please speak to Will Dicker?
Hello Colin.
hello/ computer support/ my shift key doesn't seem to work. - e.e.cumming
Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here!
Hello? Enema Bondage? I'm calling because I want to be happy, I guess.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
Please note that I answer all prayers, but someti...
HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

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