Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hello, Shelly. It's over, baby. I'm coming home. -- The Crow.
Hello stranger, who are you?
Hello? Tap tap tap... Is this thing on?
Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY!
They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere....
Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number.
On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name...
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figure...
Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected...
Hello, this is Fox FM, you're on the air. (or) Hello, you're caller number nine!
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizatio...
Hello, this is God. Whenever I'm in Pittsburgh -- which is all the time, since I'm omnipresent -- I listen to all the radio stations at once, including WRCT.
-- Radio advertisement for WRCT Radio...
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice?
Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him....

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