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Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... re...
Hell's afloat in lover's tears. -- Attributed to Dorothy Parke
He'll sit here and he'll say, "Do this! Do that!" And nothing will happen.
-- Harry S. Truman, on presidential powe...
Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 suntan block
Hell's not so bad, as long as you don't mind eating at Arby's." -- Nick Bonesteel
Hell, we don't even drive trucks anymore. We drive simple little Japanese cars with air bags.
In the old days we used to rip out the seat belts and fly through the windshield ready for action....
HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&!
Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob.
Hell with the lid off...BYTE BROTHERS!
Hell, yes I'm drunk! I'm no stunt driver! -- Seen on the back of a Ford Lase

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