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Hell knows no fury like a pissed off Sysop.
Hellllllooooooooo, Nurse!
Helllooo, BAAYYbee ... yeah, this is the Big Bopper speakin'
Hell must be full....the damned are in tech support.
HELL: (n) Backing up a 600Mbyte HD with 360Kbyte floppie
HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.
Hello again, Peabody here... -- Mister Peabody
Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll leave your name, telephone number, a brief message, and the time you called, we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
Thank you and...
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous!
Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera....
Hello and welcome to Personality Disorder Theatre.

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