Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hello to married men I've known. I'll soon have a wife and leave yours alone.
-- Charlie, singing Go Home With Bonnie Jean, in Lerner's and Lowe's Brigadoo...
Hello?... What?... Yes, Jeff... Flame them.
-- phone conversation overheard in Peter da Silva's office...
Hello World !!
Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
hello, world: interj. 1. The canonical minimal test message in the C/UNIX universe.
2. Any of the minimal programs that emit this message....
Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
.. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean....
Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies.
Hello, you've reached 344-1312, the Apartment at the End of the Universe.
Please leave your message, name and number at the sound of the tone....

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