Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hello everybody, I'm Dan Quayle.
Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
Hello, GORRY-O!! I'm a GENIUS from HARVARD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hello, he lied. -- Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood age
Hello, hello, hello ... is there anybody IN there? Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home? Come on, come on, now, I hear you're feeling down....
Hello ... hello ... is there anyone out there??
Hello. I can't come to the phone now because -- HEY, GEORGE!
DON'T STAND ON THAT! ...Goddamn... Because I've invited George and Barbara Bush over....
Hello. I know the divorce rate among unmarried Catholic Alaskan females!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hello, I'm a filled polygon.
Hello! I'm a signature virus. Join in the fun and copy me into yours!

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