Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hello... IRON CURTAIN? Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!
World War III? No thanks! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Hello, is this Rednecks For Peace?
Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking?
Hello, Jane speaking. -- Jane
Hello Jimmy Swaggart: The devil loves nothing more than the intolerance of reformers who do not hear their own words and whose lives reveal a serious deafness.
Hello? Jim Rockford's machine? This is Larry Dooheany's machine.
Will you please have your master call my master at his convenience?...
Hello, just in case you were wondering the checks in the mail.
If you weren't, then tell my wonderful answering machine just what was on your mind....
Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
HELLO KITTY gang terrorizes town, family STICKERED to death! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hello Lal. How are you? Troi...Admiral...Admiral...
An Admiral from Starfleet has come to take me away....

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