Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hello, this is Jim.
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informa...
Hello.
Hello, this is Rip van Winkle. I'm not awake to take your call right now.
Please leave your message at the sound of the snore....
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm SO depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone....
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold i...
Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now.
Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back....
Hello, this is the Computer Music Research Institute of Portland, Oregon.
We can't take your call at the moment, but we would like you to leave a critique of one of our current works in progress....
Hello, this is your local zoo. Do you like animals?
We are experiencing severe problems with hot water....

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