Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself
are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you? Bender: Yes. Bubblegum: Are you?...
Futurama is brought to you by Thompson's Teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
Zoidberg: So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies....
Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off....
Roberto: Geez, I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank.
Famous Original Ray's Superior Cou
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Judge Whitey: Ah, the sixty-seventh ammendment....
Fry: Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
Professor: Keep your chin up. Fry: Ow, my chin!...
HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robo
Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em. Fry: I don't wanna....

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