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Fry: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me.
.. unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth....
Amy: Bender, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.
Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons....
Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?...
Amy: Aw, he looks like a little insane drunken angel.
Professor: Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.
Fry: Mmm, the gristle in a blanket isn't half bad. Bende
And try one of these popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit of flavor....
Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.
Adelai: A package is just a box until it's delivered.
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

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