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• An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz?
• This is incredible. "You see something here Q?" I think I just hurt my back.
  I'm feeling pain. I don't like it. What's the proper thing to say, 'Ow'?...
• Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out _my_ science project. [rubs a balloon over his head, then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity] Lisa
  Ow! What's _that's_ supposed to prove? Bart: That nerds conduct electricity....
• If I ever write a sex manual, I'd call it Ow, You're on My Hair. -- Richard Lewi
• Ow! Where have I put my vorpal sword?! -- Famous Last Word
• Homer: Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.
  Barney: I'm fine. Homer: OK, you leave me no option....
• Largo: It's your turn, Jimbo. Jimbo: [steps up with tambourine, hits it once] Unh!
  Largo: Hmm, someone's been practicing over the summer....
• I think Rodney King said it best when he said: 'Ow ow ow ow..' -- Dennis Leary
• Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway. Lisa: Hey, come on! Those are prescription shoes.
  I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties!...